Kids are somewhat afraid of drugs, so when dealing with children, I usually start them off with a comparatively soft drug like marijuana or ecstasy before moving into the crack or heroin. Also, I generally make them the first deals for free, until they become sufficiently addicted to the narcotic to begin paying me a premium to feed their addiction.

I've found the best places for dealing with children are places in which they are likely to congregate without parents or other adults around. Parks, playgrounds, and schoolyards are all viable markets, and anyone dealing in these places can expect to rake in a lot more than your standard street corner dealer.

(That was a joke, son.)