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by
Twiin
Fri Mar 10 2000 at 0:46:58
From the
Kentucky Fried Chicken
website:
KFC has learned that an
internet
hoax falsely claims that we are not using real
chickens
to make Kentucky Fried Chicken products. In order to lend an air of authenticity to the
hoax
, the hoax refers to a study supposedly done by the
University
of
New Hampshire
. The University of New Hampshire internet web site confirms that "there is no such
research
or
study
that was done here." Simply said, there is no truth to the hoax. Our chicken is purchased through many of the same suppliers that you might find in your local grocery store. Our chicken meets or exceeds
USDA
standards and it must pass our own rigorous internal
quality
guidelines.
This internet hoax is intended to
destroy
the trust that you have placed in KFC to provide high quality chicken meals at all of our
restaurant
s. Although we hope that readers of the hoax will recognize it as obviously
false
, we take this or any other attack on the
quality
of KFC's product seriously. Accordingly, we intend to identify and prosecute the originators of the hoax to the
maximum extent permitted by law
.
So there
.
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