Findings:
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Flaunting your sexuality
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Know your pets
- Capitalize, please
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Dead links in writeups
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Judging women by their books
- institutions have lives of their own
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- play dumb
- A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Why people who jog live longer
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- E2 is unfriendly to cheerful, sane people who lead healthy, productive lives.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- may their names be sung forever
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The Happiest Days of Our Lives
- Things people put up their butts
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- I feel their presence
- Each one has their own story
- They'll find their own lightning
- Viking raids
- a sea of assholes celebrating the jetsam of their own bile
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- You wear your breasts to their full extent
- Women and their weight problem
- I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- Round The Moon: 3: Their Place of Shelter
- Their hands prying at your heart
- The Happiest Day, The Happiest Hour
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- People who died laughing
- people who don't exist
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- By their fruits you shall know them
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Brides on their Trial
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
- Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
- Off with their heads!
- Antisemitism and Martin Luther
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
- Are images defined through their visual language?
- People just expect things from me
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- How to give customers change
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- These are the days of our lives
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- That'll Be the Day
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- words whose reversals are their opposites
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Breaking off bits of other people's lives
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- The She-Goats and Their Beards
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- I liked their early stuff
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- The fairies break their dances
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Their Satanic Majesties Request
- Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
- Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
- Some virtues dig their own graves
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- Their movements reflect their wishes
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Ranters and their rants
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- The scientists surrender their chemistry of mud and the song turns to destruction
- A pansy who lived in Khartoum
- The bored who complain
- Using a command line
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Meat By-Products and their Uses
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Everyone has their antarctic
- And Their Refinement Of The Decline
- The soles of their feet
- Days of Our Lives
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Inappropriate songs that people play at weddings
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Stars In Their Eyes
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- The Story of Cathbad, Nessa and their son Conchobar
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- The man who lived at the end of the world
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- Mammals and Their Milk
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
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