I once was a clueless young noder (idea)

E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid	Giorgio Moroder	E2 is unfriendly to new noders	If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
The Newbie's Guide to Your Home Node	There once was a man from Nantucket	The Newbie's Guide to Persuasive Noding	INTERCAL
I was young and I needed the money	vs.	Limerick	soda
castration anxiety	Legion of Boom	isopropyl alcohol	It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
I put away childish things, like myself	I miss Adam	Gourm-Egg	A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
The innocent greediness of the very young	Words of Advice for Young People	Vote Dumping	Teenage parenthood