It was 6:20 AM
; I was in a bunny’s suit on my way by foot
to General Mills.
" said my good friend Pete
"This is fucked up, you know that?
I just smiled a stupid smile
... he really didn’t notice though, seeing how I had a giant rabbit face on my head "Frankly I don't care
" I replied, "This has gone on long enough
- these bastards deserve everything they're going to get
Finally, we arrived
. The main building was closed so we sat and waited. The first person to arrive was a janitor to start his janitorial duties
. His name was Frank
, he was nice to us, yet interestingly enough the second person to arrive was a security guard
The security guard informed us how he didn’t want any trouble, and how we should just go.
I didn’t care, I wanted Cereal
, and I wanted it now.
After about three hours
of picketing with my "Trix are for everyone!!
" sign Pete approached a disgruntled employee
entering the building to start her workday, "What's he trying to do?
" she said.
" Pete replied.
" she said, "He should stop that...
It was then mild-mannered Pete did something I only once dreamed of (it was a fucked up dream... I might node it later...); he said "(Just) GIVE THE RABBIT A FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL, YOU DICK!
Ten minutes later
we received a complementary
bowl of Trix
, it was good
This recycled (and greatly fictional) node-shell has just wasted a moment of your life, now go do something productive.