Apud me aut te? My place or yours?
(
N.B. the above line is actual classical Latin!)
Celerius! Festina! Oritur! Quicker! Hurry up! It's rising!
Ubi hoc iterum ponam? Where should I put this, again?
Heu! Num feminae penia habet? Oh my! Women don't have
penises, do they?
Eo non possum credere... Huic prius numquam occurrit... I can't believe it... This has never happened before...
Deum meum, femina! Machina non sum! My god, woman! I'm not a
machine!