The "Hydrogen Bomb" is a very special maneuver
one can only do correctly off the diving board of a public swimming pool
(public pools provide an optimum number of victims). The "Hydrogen Bomb" is essentially a super cannonball
made by anyone who weighs in excess of 300 pounds.
To perform a "Hydrogen Bomb" you must:
- Mount the diving board.
- Bounce 3 or more times (for effect).
- Jump off.
- Tuck in arms and legs.
- Scream "Nobody expects the Spanish Inqui-SPLASH!"