Safety tips from life in the dorms at GSU.

  • Your furniture may be fireproof but that doesn't mean it won't melt.
  • Writing your name in Lysol and setting it on fire on the table is fun but your stack of Wired and Playboy magazines on fire is not.
  • Food particles on the stove build up when one cooks. They will catch on fire.
  • The vulnerable freshman with emotional issues who wants to sleep with you has emotional issues and wants to sleep with you. Think about it.
  • The fire alarm at three in the morning may actually be caused by a fire.


Note: Many of these examples deal with fire. There is a reason for that. Many people, including myself, think fire is fun. Many college students, including myself, drink large quantities of alcohol. Put two and two together people.