Call this a wild-ass guess, but I think the gods are having a bit of fun with us poor noders. Does it seem likely to anyone else that on this date, April 1 2001, the gods and other powers-that-be decided to pull an elaborate stunt and make it seem like our beloved EDB was getting fucked by the likes of the one and only Jay Stile? It seems that way to me...

Please don't take my XP for being right... please...