Faster than a speeding donation! More powerful than a tax-exempt charity! Able to leap tall incomes in a single check! It's an accountant! It's a philanthropist! No, it's Tithingman!!!!

Strange visitor from another mindset, with powers and abilities beyond the lot of mortal men, to right wrong budgets, protect incomes from taxes, and fight for support, generosity, and the American Way....

OK, I'm sorry; downvote if you must. But could you really let a node called "Tithingman" (with a capital letter no less) go by unchallenged?