Now that I'm back from family visits to someplace with reliable Net access, some quotations gathered during the days of the gathering (thanks to GangstaFeelsGood
for adding some I wasn't around for):
The Big "No-No's":
- House Parties
- More than the maximum number of guests allowed.
- No BBQ on decks, porches, inside rental units, or under a house or a townhouse.
- No fireworks and firecrackers.
excerpted from the Anchor Vacation Properties Rental Terms and Conditions list
Constantly-repeated joke of the gathering:
"What's brown and sticky?"
- "a warm, popcorn-ceilinged pussy"
- --General Lee describing the feeling of the warm house after being out on the porch after dark
- "If you've softlinked me to Mr. T Ate My Balls, I'll hurt you."
- --mordel to Gamaliel, who was writing on the back of his newly created E2 t-shirt
"How do you get a spider high?" -- cahla
- "Really tiny joints." -- Jethro Bodine
"Dude, how many times do I have to get my ass beat to prove it's not fragile?"
"Dude, we're perfectly clean. We smoked all the weed that I had."
- --Jethro Bodine reassuring everyone after the car he was driving was pulled over by military police.
"My ass has been fondled by more men than women this week."
- --ccunning again
"I don't believe in C!hing safety."
"We have determined that it is Communist China's fault that I broke that bong."
"Like soy, only stickier."
- --cbustapeck describing the taste of
"This much noder love. Not to scale!"
- --Bitca stretches her arms as wide as possible after we decide to watch The Princess Bride
"Your condiment shkillz are making me randy."
- GangstaFeelsGood to Pyrogenic when he "quite
artistically splayed ketchup and mustard on his burger, presenting it for all to see."
- Which led to:
"Is my artful mastery of spreading things making you horny? Sorry, randy."
- --pyrogenic to Metacognizant as breakfast was prepared
- "If I had any more fun, I'd probably kill myself."
- --panamaus, as we backed out of the beach house's driveway to drop the keys off at the rental agency.
/msg Segnbora-t with suggested additions or corrections.