Humpty Dumpty
The shell-shockedspectators
Suffered post traumatic stress
As the cavalry arrived in force
To clear the gruesome mess.
They cordoned off the area,
Removed the last remains,
Flushed away the evidence
And washed it down the drains.
There are rumours of a cover-up
Concealment of a scandal,
With more insinuations
Than the gutter press can handle.
But questions still remain,
The autopsy was rushed,
And the verdict from the coroner
Was double-sealed and hushed.
Did he fall or was he pushed?
It is not mere speculation,
It is more than just a hunch.
A Wikileak revealed the troops
Had scrambled egg for lunch!