The Black Knight’s Song
Plug up both my ears,I’ve still a sense of smell.Poke out both my eyes, And I’ll see you rot in hell,
Swing your sword at meAnd chop off both my feet,I’ll rise up on my shoeless stumpsAnd chase you down the street.
Slit my throat, Cut out my tongue?I’ll call for the policeAnd have you hung!
If you sever my arms, I’ll knee you in the crotch,If my heart stops ticking I’ll use a bloody watch.
And when my brain bursts open In a sudden, fiery flood,I’ll embrace you with my bodyAnd drown you in my blood.
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