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My nickname (used to be) Sal, and I love
The Big Lebowski
I love every series of
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I love to play chess, go, poker, guitar, and videogames.
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"Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
Add Me On (idea)
America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
Becoming a Buddhist
Beef: it's what's for starvation (idea)
Beyond Belief: A Buddhist Critique of Christianity
Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
catting weird things to /dev/audio
Dragging a disk to the trash to eject it on a Macintosh
Einstein: Why Socialism?
Explicate your lyrics
Final Fantasy IX vs. My Chair
Geek's guide to working out
Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
Guide to Meditation
Haiku error messages
How did I get here, Sarah? (place)
How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
How to calculate the day of the week for a given date (idea)
How to Drink Whisky
How to shrink a head
how to square a number in your head
How to talk like Jacques Derrida
How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort (idea)
I have crossed over the geek girl line
I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
I Sing the Body Electric
I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
I walk around when I'm high
Improve your memory
It's a jailbreak; we're free.
It's OK to be a healthy geek
Learn C, you hippies
Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
Mob Fighting Methods
My brother shit in my pillow
My final days, a UNIX story
My mother and two Rastafarians
Nick the Greek
Programming as art
Reasons to Oppose the World Trade Organization
Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
She has trouble acting normal (idea)
Socialism With A Human Face
Some questions for George W. Bush
Speed chess, confessions of a positional player (idea)
Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
The Art of Controversy
The dog who would not beg
The killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter
The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
The Noble Eightfold Path
The perfect cat toy
The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
Universal Product Code (idea)
Video games I wish they'd invent
Why I love Linux
Why it's fun to dose your relatives
Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
Writing HTML is not coding
You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
You must reboot your computer for the changes to take effect
You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
Under a Wide Umbrella, With Mint Tea
The Quantum Thief
Ezekiel, my heart is dry, can it yet live?
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
Things to do, if you are hard-core
It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
Reading the formative works in chronological order
Darth Vader: Shadows and Secrets
December 4, 2016
Darth Vader: Vader
In a certain faraway land
Son of Zorn
Webb's Depths of Knowledge
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