This morning I entered my office nad discovered that my beloved Albino Dwarf Siberian Hamster, D'Artagnon, was dead. Today I am sad. He hasn't been well of late. Aside from being inbred three ways from last Sunday, one of his eyes had gone all milky. He had also developed the nervous habit of chewing all his fur off. The vet said it wasn't a medical problem, but rather he was agitated from lack of a mate. I wasn't falling for that though. The last time he got some action I ended up with 20 little hamsters. Still I loved him, and he's gone. So I'm sad.