Random Nodes, April-August, 2001
Nodes your grandma would have liked:
girls who want to f*ck, just to f*ck
Spanking your monkey
I miss the mob
How to Spot the Leader of a Biker Gang
you are the glittery disco ball of my dreams
talking to crazies
lunch ladies enjoy acid, too
God, schmod! I want my monkey-man!
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
nice long beating
give the dirty b@stards a sponge bath.
15 signs that the Pope may be your Secret Admirer
Chatterbox, August 5, 2001 (Haiku thread)
12:04 <AwkwardSaw> You know what I hate? Rhetorical questions.
12:04 <Gritchka> About 500 Members of Congress need haikus to replace JeffMagnus's vers libre renditions.
12:04 <gnarl> kramer opens door/ hair akimbo, eyebrows raised/superman falls down.
12:04 <Romany> ah! you could haiku rhetorical questions!
12:08 <Gritchka> Member Orrin Hatch / heads Ways and Means Committee / stalls bills till winter.
12:09 <AwkwardSaw> I do not know why/It means it's not a beach day/Two words: Node Heaven.