One more thing about
poteen...
After a (very, very) hard night's
poteen swilling, many people make an unfortunate
mistake upon waking the next morning.
Obviously, your
head is pounding, and your
throat dry, but do NOT reach for that
cool refreshing pint of cold water. The water will
reactivate your
digestive system and you will end up being as
drunk as you were when you went to bed.
Thusly, you will be in no fit state to go to your job as
heavy machinery operator at the the car testing factory.