Yeah, so was I. I feel your pain. I once got stuck in the corner for an entire day for asking why there were similarities between Lucifer (the "Lightbringer") and the Greek myth of Prometheus. I even had that real-life horror story happen, where I was in the confessional and the priest had left his microphone on...
Oh, and my whole family was booted out of the parish when they bent to my will (and my screaming and crying) and agreed to let me go to public high school. Not that that didn't suck ass too.
Oh, but college was great!