Enigmatic
pellets bought in
pet food stores to feed to
pet rats. Why, then, I ask, is it not called
rat chow? Is it made out of
monkeys? Is it made for monkeys but nutritionally similar enough to be good for rats too? My hypothesis is that it is made
by monkeys, in
sweatshop factories deep in the
jungle.
Also could hypothetically be fed fittingly to members of other species who happened to bear the inaccurate name of "Monkey," I suppose.