You just know that this idea is kicking around in the head of some marketing nitwit and will eventually blossom forth on the big screen like a giant, fruity fart.

I can almost see the opening scrolly...

A long, long time ago in a cyberspace far, far away on the edge of the Electronic Frontier the Evil Regulation has clamped down on the happy-go-lucky activities of the noble residents of Cyberia...

coming to a theatre near you January 21, 2000.