Stonecutters (person)

Stone Cutters Facts

Official Stonecutters' Banner Designs:
• A Stick of dynamite
• A Sledgehammer
• A Wrench
• The Chisel/Spike Ensemble

Members of the Stonecutters:
• Homer Simpson
• Lenny
• Carl Carlson
• Abe Simpson
• Dewey Largo
• Seymour Skinner
• Julius Hibbert
• Charles Montgomery Burns
• Herman
• Chief Wiggum
• Moe Syslak
• Hershel Krustofski (Krusty)
• Sideshow Mel
• Kirk Van Houten
• Waylon Smithers
• "Number One"
• Kent Brockman
• "Diamond" Joe Quimby
• Groundskeeper Willy
• Steve Guttenberg
• Jasper
• Barney Gumble
• Apu Nahasapeemapetilan
• Adolf Hitler
• Homer Glumplich
• A Martian
• The Egg Council guy
• Scott Christian
• Asst. Superintendent Leopold

The Stonecutter World Council Members Present:
• Orville Redenbacher
• Jack Nicholson
• Lawrence Tero
• George Bush

The sacred parchment writing:
• BSTUPUI, STETERUNTOUR
• COMAE, ET VOX FAUCIEUS MAESIT

The Stonecutter Initiation Process:
• THE LEAP OF FAITH: A blindfolded five story drop. (Actually a 2ft drop off of the stage.)
• CROSSING THE DESERT: Being paddled on the butt by Hibbert, Skinner, Brockman, Krusty, Moe, Quimby, and Willy in succession.
• THE UNBLINKING EYE: Same as Crossing the Desert, only in reverse order.
• WRECK OF THE HESPERUS: Same as The Unblinking Eye.
• THE PADDLING OF THE SWOLLEN ASS...WITH PADDLES: A paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles.
• THE OATH: Swearing to the sacred oath of the Stonecutters.