Snake (person)

Snake's Criminal Record:

• Robs the Kwik-E-Mart (5 separate occasions)
• Attempted murder (numerous times)
• Smokes in the Kwik-E-Mart (charged on the new "three strikes and you're out" law)
• Steals Hans Moleman's wallet
• Participates in a riot at a Spinal Tap concert
• Participates in a riot at a soccer game
• Participates in a riot at a hockey game
• Participates in a riot at the prison (2 separate occasions)
• Escapes prison (5 separate occasions)
• Torches an orphanage
• Drives a bus full of nuns off of a cliff
• Robs Homer's bank account at the Internet Café (see yoink.adios/looser)
• Attempted auto theft
• Bank robbery (3 separate occasions)
• Robs an undercover Police Chief Wiggum of his purse
• Takes over the police station
• Steals the entire Kwik-E-Mart and drives it to Mexico
• Goes on a crime spree while the entire city is at a meeting at City Hall
• Attempts to run over Bart
• Robs the SLEEP-EAZY Motel
• Takes Mayor Quimby hostage
• Robs Moe's Bar
• Kidnaps Homer and his ex
• Causes Original Sin (episode AABF14)

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