Despite what you might think, XP
will not pay the rent. It will not cure cancer
, or get you into a prestigious Ivy League
college, or convince a cute waitress
at the Waffle House
in Cherry Hill
, New Jersey
to take you in the back and perform sexual favors
. XP won't cook or clean, it can't screen your phone calls, and it certainly won't pick you up at the airport
when you come in on the red eye
. XP can't hit a curveball, drive a car, or mix a really good margarita
. Hell, XP doesn't even look good naked!
So don't worry about the XP. Just keep noding. If it comes, it comes...