Jell-O is so NOT a fruit, it's amazing. They make Jell-O by throwing pork and beef skins in a big vat of acid, and then skimming off what comes to the surface. Then they dry it, powder it, mix it with artificial flavoring, put it in an attractive box covered with fruit, and hire Bill Cosby to sell it.

But Jell-O counts as a fruit, at least to the elementary schools who serve it to American school children. It's even been deemed kosher by some rabbi who decided that a large number of non-sequential bills apparently made a pork product suitable for consumption by his Jewish brethren.