CISCO: Okay. I was driving around last night in my $62,000 car and suddenly it hit me.

DON: The name?

CISCO: No, a bird. It hit my windshield. When that happened, I got real depressed.

NATALIE: Not you, Cisco!

CISCO: Yeah, even me. But as soon as I got depressed, I got UNdepressed because as I was cleaning the gleaming guts of that bird off my windshield, I thought of a name for the drug. Gleemonex!

(CISCO gets a round of applause from the Board of Directors)

CISCO: The slogan- Gleemonex makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.


From the Kids In the Hall's "Brain Candy". Source: www.kithfan.org