Don't node drunk (idea)

Hey, buddy... Don't tell me you're the boss of me?> I'll nod e howefver I want to node! I'm tired of alls you people telling me what do to like your the bossz of me or sumthin.

AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING! I love you man i reallty do, but that haricut has got tto go it makes you look like a BIRD or somethin!

Geeze, look at you on your high horse just becasue you can quote Tom Waits on a whim and you're all steeped in Everything Culture. So what? what does it all amount to, huh? wehn all is said and dun, where does the day take you? huh? HUH? Where's the bathroom? DONDE ESTA LE BANOS? HUH?

But I'm not drink. Er. I'm not drunk. Maybve a few more soy shots and i'll bet here, but not yet. I'm jsut... pleasantly buzzed... Yeah WOAH! CHECK OUT THE ASS ON THAT ONE! hehehehe...

salright. I get the hint. I know when I'm a seventh wheel........ I'll just go home! alone! like you care! BYE!