Desperate for money
Haiku unprofitable
Have searched everywhere
Alight on Craigslist
And I find the strangest job
Ever advertised
It leaves me boggled:
'Come round and disrespect my
girlfriend,' for money.
Travel expenses
and wage negotiable
for the right person.
'Provide examples
of how you would insult her'
and a resume.
'Applicant must be
fine with me in the room
masturbating.'
'Need experience
in disrespecting women'
Not a skill of mine.
Applied anyway
Less humiliating than
Temp work? I think not.