I said I would eventually write it up; at the time I nodeshelled this I was in the middle of a Bible-noding spree, and it just didn't sit right. I've recovered, so here goes:

Rudolph the well-hung reindeer
had a great enormous cock
all he could ever do with it
was beat it off inside a sock

All of the female reindeer
had pussies that were just too small
poor old well-hung Rudolph
could not get any sex at all

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your cock so strong,
Fuck my asshole all night long"

Then how the reindeer loved him
And a few of them were heard to say:
"Rudolph the well-hung reindeer,
You're sure lucky that Santa's gay!"