(person) by ModernAngel Sun Jan 16 2000 at 22:27:04
There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

- Inflicted by Arthur Henry Reginald Buller, in the December 19, 1923 issue of Punch

I like it! 1 C!