SUPPLEMENTAL: Steve Allen died October 30th, 2000, after an almost frightening life during which he wrote 43 published books, wrote over four thousand songs, and starred in over a dozen television programs. He basically invented the style of The Tonight Show, which is still going strong today under host Jay Leno.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 once did a host segment during which Joel Hodgson had invented the "Steve-O-Meter," which beeped whenever it was held near something Steve Allen had already thought of. Nothing could be found that did not set it off, including the Steve-O-Meter itself. That sounds about right. In fact, up in Really Smart Person Heaven right about now Steve is probably giving God tips on how to improve the efficiency of his angel workforce.

So, it's time for the (freshly invented) traditional Everything memorial phrase:

Farewell, Steve Allen! Tonight, for you, all the nodes are mourning.