aim: metacognizant /msg fwd: metac
A note on pronunciation
The "CH" is pronounched as in BaCH and ACHtung, not as in ArCHer or CHord, but your painful helplessness with non English names makes you a philistine American deserving of pity, and I will allow you to pronounced it as an unaccompanied "H" if you act penitant. If you ask irrelevant questions like what race or religion I am or what country I'm from, I'll answer them, but they have nothing to do with my not being named Jenny or Christine. I fart in the general direction of your assumed homogeneity. TWAJS.
/me misses stand/alone/bitch.
I can't help it.
What is written on my hand right now:
- salon early Mar
- CALL D AFTER BATTLE
- Rishi $5
- prudence risley has a posse design
07:36: Metacognizant: RELIGION IS FUCKING DUMB OK?
07:36: Metacognizant: even YOUR religion!
07:36: Metacognizant: YOU CANT PROVE IT AND YOU CERTAINLY DONT KNOW THAT ITS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER
07:37: EDB has swallowed Metacognizant. Metacognizant was tasty!
Metacognizant says i have no better source for this than an isaac bashevis singer story but i have heard one jewish doctrine that a righteous woman gets to be her husband's footstool in heaven.
arieh says footstool++
Metacognizant says it's a good thing i'm not going to heaven, i won't have to deal with the back strain
arieh says maybe if you're really good, you get to be a coffee table.
Guy in the woodworking shop says Well, I bet nobody ever picks a fight with YOU!
Rishi Mukhopadhyay says At present your eccentricities are still kinda cute, but they're going to be frightening in about 10 years, aren't they?
Black coffee Lenny Bruce Ani Difranco George Carlin Mann Library Stacks Tompkins Square Park Belle and Sebastian Phil Ochs TAQ polymerase Bob Dylan Kurt Vonnegut John Lennon Douglas Adams Vinyl Clementines M.C. Escher J.R.R. Tolkien Mud Paul Simon Washington Square Park Dry red wine Salman Rushdie The Velvet Underground Paris Peasant Urban scavenging Wifredo Lam Fountains of Wayne The Pixies Joni Mitchell Rufus Wainwright Tristan Taormino Alice in Wonderland Mr. Gnu Manual cameras Bright Eyes Generation Records Hedwig and the Angry Inch Darren Ahronofsky Sylvia Plath Steven Jay Gould The Magnetic Fields Joseph Heller Dan Bern Sleater-Kinney Rain William Blake Cicadas Neutral Milk Hotel Jesus Sewing machines Rabbi Abraham Ibn Ezra The Phantom Tollbooth Long Beach Guitars Beck Dinah Adin Steinsaltz Kermit the Frog The Blind Watchmaker Gillette Mach III razors John Brown Hans Belmer Mix tapes Special Effects hair dye Bikini Kill Milk crates Arboreal clambering Doonesbury Rene Magritte The Modern Lovers Woody Guthrie E.V. Debbs Fight Club The Church of Betty Diaptomus sanguineus Subterranean Records Scott Joplin Pink Moon Shabtai Zvi Michelle Shocked Clouds Allen Ginsberg Hitchhiking Todd Solondz Toys in Babeland Leonard Cohen Savage Love
Fake sluts The Deskilling of Labor "Gay" as an all-purpose negative adjective Raw dough Bovine Somadotrophin Television advertising Yeshivas The Neutral Theory of Molecular Evolution Cornell University Judicial Administration The "Watch on the Heather" argument for creation from design Aristotle Smooth Jazz Entzauberung Nonsense DNA Sororities Boasian culturalism Sensor operated plumbing
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*Metacognizant is TWELVE! all you fuckers are going to JAIL!!!
... *QXZ has managed to not have sex with Meta yet, and is therefore safe
‹ dmd › Eleven people going to jail isn't going to stress the system all THAT much, Meta.
... ‹ crux › Me + Metacognizant = Legal
47 women agreed with you, and chose "Buster Keaton" as the best sex option of all time
...Out of 4,786,611 test takers so far.
To Node (Chings for those who node these well before I do, mailbombs for those who node these poorly)
- Rabbi Nachman of Breslov
- How to develop a microsattelite library
- Jews are paranoid (cite/denigrate The Vanishing American Jew)
- Rabbi Avraham Ibn Ezra (noder: inform thyself)
- Daphnius sanguineus ecology
- primer dimer (why does it happen anyway?)
- shoresh / grammar discoveries of Ibn Jikitila (sp?)
- False Prophet
- Tears (the Man Ray photo)
- The Eybschutz/ Emden schism
- Fresh Fruit in Foreign Places
- All the rest of my records
- The Maiden of Ludmir
- Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach