Last night I had a dream that I had just quit my job in Virginia and that while driving back to Albuquerque I decided to just stay in Tennessee and go to grad school there. The city I ended up in was like a big street festival, with lots of people and street music and stuff all over. The city was very bicycle-friendly for the most part (the city speed limit was about 15 MPH), but getting to the university was a major pain, since around the campus were lots of trip wires which made my bicycle slide down the whole length of them like in the boardgame Sorry!.

In any case, I finally found campus and immediately fell in love with it, because they had an outdoor bar. However, they didn't have any beer worth mention; they'd never even heard of Corona. I made do with a Heineken, but they didn't seem to know what a lime was either - instead of squeezing a lime into my beer (like I asked), they put in a slice of zucchini.

I searched high and low for an apartment or house to live in, and finally found an apartment which is just like the house I'm currently living in in Las Cruces, but it was too noisy for my home theater, and so I decided to kill myself.