My friend Joel came back to visit from Austin. He had brought back a neat trick - he could rearrange his face at will. To weird people out he walked around as a cyclops for a while. In response, I learned a neat trick too - I developed the ability to see the muscular structure underneath his skin, as well as being able to have telepresence, so I mentally followed him as he masqueraded as a 16-year-old girl and tried to get statutorally raped by some perverted businessman.