I don't give money to
churches because if they are really the agents of an all-seeing, all knowing, all powerful deity I feel the least it should be able to do is fund itself.
I don't give money to
homeless people, if I had that much
free time I would have figured out a way to make some
money.
I don't "
click here to go
home", It doesn't seem to matter how many times I click there, I'm still at my fuckin'
desk.
I don't use "
conditioner", "Conditioner" sounds like the job title of the person who puts all the
fine print into
contracts.
I don't sign on the dotted line. Due to recent advances in printing
technology most of the lines are
solid, that or I have to sign in a box. I don't know what types of documents are so
sacred that my signature needs to be
encapsulated from the rest of the
data. However a box does have the
advantage of being easily pointed out to a half-witted
jury.
I don't "kick up my heels", "take a load off" or "make myself at home"
I don't take my shoes off when entering peoples homes. I hate that people assume that whatever I've been walking around on all day is so repugnant that, by putting onto their
carpet, would befoul their homes. "Why yes, I
have been walking around in
raw sewage all day, why do you ask?" Buy a
steam cleaner. Fuckers.
I don't "
surf the
net". Clicking on web pages has about as much to do with surfing as watching all episodes of the
Star Wars Trilogy has to do with competing in a
Triathalon.
I don't "eat shit" "go fuck myself" or "fuck off". If people truly wanted to observe these kind of activities they'd have better luck "surfing the web".
I don't "take a chill". Doesn't it bother you that most people who tell you to "take a chill" aren't
cool enough to spare one?
I don't seek "
permanent employment". In a world where we have "
downsizing", lay-offs, at-will-employment, and a company going
bankrupt every ten minutes the one thing I've learned is that no employment is "permanent" we need to stop recruiters from using this kind of misleading language.
I don't
drive. Living in a town with a half-way decent
public transportation system and already havily clogged streets I don't feel it nessecary (or even
convenient, or financialy sound) to add to the mess just to get someplace a few minutes sooner. Too many people equate their cars with their
egos. I am not so insecure in myself that I need to compensate for some self-percieved lack with some over-waxed,
pollution generating,
noise making,
big metal dick.