Born 1st September 1979 at around 4.30pm, or so I'm reliably informed. I don't remember it. I remember my sister being born - I threw a hairbrush at her, and missed.
Died: Not yet and judging by my age, sex and personal habits probably not for another 50 years or so - plenty of time to put my plans for world domination into effect laughs.
I havn't done anything interesting with my life as yet as I have only just graduated from Edinburgh university with a degree in Biochemistry. so I have basically been in full time education or dead end jobs to pay for my education ever since I can remember.
My main interests are cycling, trying to overclock my computer in such a way as it doesn't crash if I look at it funny, playing Counterstrike and UT2003, and playing badminton. As well as the usual interests of a healthy 23 year old man - namely parting and trying to attract the attention of members of the opposite sex in such a way as to avoid getting slapped and/or run away from screaming.
As for what the future holds for me: I really hope thats it is in no way related to biochemistry as I've had 4 years of it and am thoroughly sick of it.
When I can think of something more to write or a way of editing what is above to appear more interesting than it really is I'll do it.
Disclaimer: the above text liable to modification without notice and in style dependant on my current whims, how pissed off I am at that time, and my state of inebriation. I take no resposibility for the total irrelevance of the above.
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