Findings:

• Please God, make me a stone.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• math makes me smile
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Give me a moment, please
• So help me God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Make me one with everything
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• My God, don't tempt me!
• A conversation between me and god
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• make me hurt you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Please Please Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• let me speak please (user)
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• That one makes me scream, she said
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please, Call me Honky
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How do you make God laugh?
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• graveyards make me wet
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't Make Me Think
• Please stop annoying me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• simple answers make me insane
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Make me care
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your tears make me smile
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Make me one of you
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Make Me Bad
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Someone please kill me
• Please help me!
• listen()
• please let me in (user)
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Please Don't Bury Me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Who makes God's rules?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• You tell me this is God?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Things that make me feel feminine
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• you make me think of death
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• What makes me beautiful
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• please forgive me (user)
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Growing older makes me depressed
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• And it makes me wonder
• The stone that told me
• god help me
• Show Me God
• Death makes me tired
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Please Kill Me
• Make Me Mommy
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Dragon Stone
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• Make It Good
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Excuse me

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