Cost-effective method to smoke hash

Works only with proper hash, not with weed...

You need:

1. A pin
2. Blue tac
3. Tiny amount of hash
4. A bottle (1l - 2l)
5. A lighter / matches

Instructions:
Carefully stick a pin in hash so that you can lift hash with the pin. Now, stick the pin in blue tac. If you managed to stick the pin upsidedown i.e. if you find your hash stucked in blue tac you're stoned enough already and you shouldn't continue.
Now, light up hash and take a bottle and turn it upsidedown. Place hash inside the bottle and hold it so that hash will continue burning. You'll find the appropriate place where to keep the bottle adjusting the altitude by yourself, observing the process of combustion.

In the end you should have the bottle full of smoke and you'll find you don't have to do business with your Dimebag-Darrell as often as usual.