user since

Thu Oct 5 2000 at 23:00:54 (8 years ago )

last seen

Thu Sep 4 2008 at 16:24:36 (1.3 months ago )

number of write-ups

60 - View Lockheart's writeups (feed)

level / experience

3 (Acolyte) / 1698

mission drive within everything

Prevent redundancy! Prevent redundancy!

specialties

Innuendo. Heh.

school/company

NBMS

motto

What's the difference between misfortune and calamity? Misfortune is when (name) falls into a river. Calamity is when someone fishes him/her out.

most recent writeup

Kiss

User Bookmarks:

• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• obfuscated perl
• koan
• Time Enough for Love
• Epiphany
• Hausdorff dimension (idea)
• blank space
• The Matrix
• Foam weapons
• Creative ways of killing people
• haggis
• Lucid dream
• Underground Tokyo
• Zeno's Paradox
• aikido
• Haiku error messages
• Anarchist's Cookbook
• Dihydrogen Monoxide
• Joshu Examines a Monk in Meditation
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Reference Desk
• Copper Starlight
• Batrachomyomachy (definition)
• Gamaliel
• date formats
• f1r3br4nd
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• Yossarian's School of Badassary
• harness the power of wasabi
• Sierpinski triangle
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Metacognizant
• mcc
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• The 48 Laws of Power
• Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses
• We've Replaced Your Freedom with the Illusion of Freedom
• Wharfinger's Law of Diminishing SF Sequels
• Interview with prole (idea)
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating (thing)
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Survivor2: Journal of the Bones (Endgame)
• Everything I Ching
• Integrated Noding Environment
• Aikido and Neo
• cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
• Humorous Writings of E2
• What Can I Point To? (idea)
• Only a simple computer program
• Types of Everything2 Users
• subliminal messages
• gahachino
• I don't believe in anything
• October 6, 2000
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us (idea)
• The pitfalls of code reuse
• shale
• Discworld MUD (thing)
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• Simon Singh's Code Book Cipher Challenge Cracked (thing)
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea)
• personality test (thing)
• optocoupler (thing)
• A classic Zen tale
• The Art of Insulting
• A cool short C program: output
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Frozen rats bounce
• Prime Spiral
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law? (thing)
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite (idea)
• The five stages of hangover (idea)
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Everything you just read is bullshit (idea)
• Ransom note love letter (idea)
• Hygiene for the working man (idea)
• Sexual lubricant
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• Adventures in English Literature (thing)
• The Frame Problem
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms (idea)
• riverrun
• semantic memory (idea)
• Trust me, I have a pineapple (thing)
• RainMirage
• M.C. Escher (person)
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space (idea)
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Drunken Style Kung Fu
• Morphogenetic Fields (idea)
• Cloaking Spell
• Till Eulenspiegel
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• Kaiju Big Battel (thing)
• The little death and Veronica Lake (idea)
• The Battle of Tempest IV: Tango Base, Day 0
• Final Fantasy V (thing)
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts (idea)
• Violently Sauced Buddha Begs for Alms Whilst Searching for Car Keys in Fannypack (idea)
• Japanese Kanji
• Kolmogorov complexity (thing)
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• karfung
• E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing)
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops (idea)
• Abulafia
• Everything User Search
• snowflakes and nylon
• Neiboku's Secret Library
• Welcome to role playing game
• Welcome to role playing game (idea)
• NetworkedDream
• February 2, 2002 (idea)
• Jack of Diamonds
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers (idea)
• allseeingeye
• The Curlicue Fractal (place)
• How did I get here, Sarah? (place)
• CCBBA Karate Curriculum
• I am Edward Teller's pool man (person)
• Down with this sort of thing! (idea)