Getting a beverage license in Pennsylvania is kind of like acquiring good storefront property in Manhattan, say on 5th avenue, or a seat on the NYSE.

There are a limited number of these puppies, and the waiting list is atrocious. Rumor had it that a local club owner paid $250,000 to another bar owner for his.

It has been said that religious groups will ante up for these, in hopes that they can render then useless, at least for a time.

Of course, I'm skeptical. I think they use them so that the cops don't bust their secret underground sex clubs for something so lame as dispensing alcohol without a license.