If the Real World were like the
Internet...
The
government would be made up of
scientists and
Comp-Sci majors
Said government would supply the infrastructure, not the
legislation
The
Linux Users would
amuse themselves for hours sitting on a hill and watching the houses in the
valley opposite them spontaneously
burst into flames
Outside of every town there would be a
trailer park marked "
AOL" that stretches for miles and miles in which
people would
live and work and have all other methods of receiving information removed by force from their homes
RMS would lead a
militia
A
first post could get you
sainthood in the church of
Slashdot
CmdrTaco would be a real
Commander
No one would know what
Hemos means but would be a
household name nevertheless
One out of every ten retail establishments would be filled with
porn and every time you tried to walk out of one, a new one would
pop up outside the door
Anonymous Cowards would be caught and
drawn and quartered
More to come...