Damn. I guess, that in my four years of high school marching band I somehow managed to be totally oblivious to this massive culture of sexual promiscuity going on around me for a week in August each year. Clearly, there was a conspiracy afoot.

But seriously though, In real life, Band Camp is probably the closest a non-millitary person can come to Boot Camp. Now, I'm not going to argue that training for Marching Band is anywhere near as rigorous as getting your ass into shape, Army style, but there are some similarities, primarily in the "marching around repeatedly in the blistering heat" category.