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Here's What I've Heard
Everydevel just made up this whole story about Perl, webservers, and databases. Everything 2 is really produced by an infinite number of monkeys who quickly type out the HTML for requested pages. Ever notice the site will go away for a few minutes? That is feeding time.
Nate really doesn't exist. "Nate" is actually an entire race of super-intelligent microbes from Europa. How did they get here? Ever heard of Voyager 2, but I suppose that is another story. (Yes, I know Voyager 2 has been and will always be going away from our fair Earth, but you'll never believe the stories I've heard about those nuclear propulsion systems.)