Slowlaris = S = smart

slurp vt.

To read a large data file entirely into core before working on it. This may be contrasted with the strategy of reading a small piece at a time, processing it, and then reading the next piece. "This program slurps in a 1K-by-1K matrix and does an FFT." See also sponge.

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.