monkey, scratch = M = monty

monstrosity

1. n. A ridiculously elephantine program or system, esp. one that is buggy or only marginally functional. 2. adj. The quality of being monstrous (see `Overgeneralization' in the discussion of jargonification). See also baroque.

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.