AI koans = A = AIDX
AIDS /aydz/ n.
Short for A* Infected Disk Syndrome (`A*' is a glob pattern that matches, but is not limited to, Apple or Amiga), this condition is quite often the result of practicing unsafe SEX. See virus, worm, Trojan horse, virgin.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, this entry manually entered by rootbeer277.