Kill flags in the Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH) system
kill -godfather PID 

Rather amusing flag that kills the process with a quick shot to the head and leaves a gif of a horse's head on your desktop.

kill -driveby
kills the process on either side of the one you entered

kill -shotgun
kills all the processes in the general vicinity

kill -cia
kills the process but makes it look like natural causes.