Installment #3 in GoodKingNerdnor's.... THE DAY LOG FILES
*Last Time, on the Day Log Files...* -
July 21, 2001: Our main character
GKN forgot all about how shittily women treated him in the past (
July 8, 2001) and fell in love with the "
Perfect" woman, despite her being Baptist (something he - in all his agnostic glory - was willing to overlook). Whilst preparing to make a trip to Willis,
Texas to meet her, he buys a teddy bear from
UNT to match the one he purchased her at
Baylor.
*Now, back to.... THE DAY LOG FILES....
We enter in to see GKN making a phone call to his beloved...
GKN: Hello, may I speak with Jessica?
Jess: Hi!
GKN: How are you?
Jess: Fine, I fell and hurt my hip, but fine.
GKN: Sorry you hurt yourself, it's good that you're ok though.
Jess: I have to tell you something and you can't get mad at me.
GKN with slightly worried look on face:Ok....
Jess: Remember, I TOLD you I wasn't good with long distance relationships....
GKN: has look of worry, and obviously knows where this call is headed...
Jess: Friday night I went on a date with this guy, and we've kinda decided that we won't see other people.
GKN: umm, didn't you call me telling me you'd changed your mind about not having a long distance relationship MONDAY night???
Jess: Yeah....
GKN: I see...
Obviously hurt and disappointed, GKN attempts to plead his case and begs her to reconsider, but alas all is in
vain for our hero.
GKN: Is there anything I can say to get you to change your mind?
Jess: I'm sorry...
GKN: Fine, well, if there's nothing I can say to change your mind I have only this left - I hope you and this honorless-son-of-a-motherless-goat-bastardare happy, though I can't say if it doesn't work that I'll be sorry.
Jess: His name is JOSH (slightly angered tone)
GKN: Oh yeah, one more thing
Jess: Yes?
GKN: Fuck Jesus
CLICK!
Somewhat
disappointed, angry, and
betrayed - though not heartbroken - our hero goes off to work, to live another day in the life of
Good King Nerdnor, to try and find - yet again - the
perfect woman, should she exist....
"The hunt... is on....." - Nelson Muntz: The Simpsons
And on an ENTIRELY unrelated note - I hit the 1000XP mark today! wheee! *sirens and horns going off in party manner*