GS_Threeve
- user since
- Sun Feb 11 2001 at 16:09:42 (7.5 years ago )
- last seen
- Sun Sep 9 2007 at 13:37:51 (11.7 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 15 - View GS_Threeve's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Initiate) / 220
- mission drive within everything
- a) to engage the cranial lump, and b) not to suck
- specialties
- music, psychobabbleology, being a greenhorn
- motto
- "Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action." --Benjamin Disraeli
- most recent writeup
- Kill the Poor
on hiatus until free time returns to my life Welcome to my homenode. (Thanks for stopping by.) If you're interested in reading what I have in store/is on my mind, take a look at my scratch pad. I'd really appreciate your input, even if it's just "Stop with the dang drivel." Feedback is my friend. Stuff I'd like to node/write more about:
"And to accomplish this feat, we will need a magic wand. A Colt Python 347 Magnum magic wand." --Penn Jillette That's all for now. Feel free to contact me with comments, musings, or The Meaning of Life...missedexit-at-yahoo-dot-com And here comes a whole mess of nodes/WUs that I thought were especially cool for whatever reason. (Most of them are either very humorous, very interesting, or have something to do with lamenting one's lack of a girlfriend, which seems to run rampant in my demographic anymore...) Anyway. Thank you for tickling my fancy. I hope I return the favor sometime. |
User Bookmarks:
- The Simpsons
- antisocial
- Pants are optional
- The Dead
- Vegetarian
- London
- Victor Wooten
- Somerville, Massachusetts
- your mom
- vegetarianism
- Things that rhyme with orange
- Futurama
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Whose Line is it Anyway?
- Making love
- unrequited love
- The revolution will not be televised
- Family Guy
- Make Penis Fast!
- Kill the Poor
- sumo
- Making love out of nothing at all
- Hephaestus
- Poker
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Elf needs food badly
- Spider sense
- The Penis Song
- The Jungle
- THE LOUD NODE
- I wish I could cry
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- The Critic
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- GRE
- Nougat
- Ophicleide
- The girl you fell in love with
- spelling bee
- Big Daddy
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (idea)
- What is your major malfunction?
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Benford's Law
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- What level do we learn fireball?
- Absolute pitch
- Why don't you drink?
- Yossarian's School of Badassary
- Good reasons to miss someone
- that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
- umami
- Wrap tin foil around your head
- Why I dislike the term "making love"
- Song for the Dumped
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Edits of Simpsons Episodes
- John McNamara
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Ghost House
- Eagle Fan
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Good idea, Bad idea
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- A change of seasons
- In Flanders Fields
- Dr. Julius Hibbert
- Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- River City Ransom
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- When you are smart, nothing is true
- Soy isolate reconsidered as an efficient source of protein
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- South Jersey
- vegetarianism and protein
- raw meat paradox
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- You can't make someone love you
- How to avoid tomorrow
- Vegetarianism 101
- vocal percussion
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- YASQ
- McLibel
- digital audio
- Lying next to someone at night
- Bulletproof nudity
- The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Title
- Lessons learned the hard way
- That's it. I quit team sanity.
- How to give a hug
- The philosophy of long hair
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How your brain works
- Erotic nodes
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- Xenohomonecropedapyrobestiality (idea)
- Under the Bridge
- figured bass
- The perfect node
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- Pranks and practical jokes
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- How to summon Mothra
- All your base are belong to us
- I like you; do you like me?
- Stealing a girlfriend
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Insulting softlinks
- How video game music is created
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- The Five Basic Responses
- A trip to a minimalist restaurant
- Fast Food Nation
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- What pornos would have us believe
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Knowing how to sleep with someone (idea)
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- The healthiness of a vegetarian diet
- bogo-sort (idea)
- The Paddling of the Swollen Ass With Paddles
- The easiest way to find it is to stop looking (idea)
- Essential dirty jokes
- How to overcome fatigue
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- This is dumb (idea)
- Philly fan
- The Nine Choirs of Angels (thing)
- E2 Offline Scratchpad
- Zen and the Art of Mega Man
- One Last Time
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful (idea)
- Cricket (idea)
- Reality bubble (idea)
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
- Beef: it's what's for starvation
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock (idea)
- No Child Left Behind Act
- Disneyland in the rain (idea)
- Pain (thing)