The wise maniacs in
Montreal have found the ultimate in symbiotic harmony of mind and body, and
put it in a can.
They call it
Guru.
It consists of all natural fructose, ginseng and other rock-star herbs, and ofcourse, a hefty quantity of guarana, a lovely form of caffeine. (see also,
oily brown water)
Side effects include
bouncing off the walls.
If you're ever in the neighborhood, I urge you to try it.
It is most titillating when served with ice and vodka.