A
drummer dies and goes to
heaven. While he's waiting at the gates, he hears some incredible drumming coming from inside, with fast, precise
double bass and lots of odd
time signatures. So he says to
St. Peter, "hey, is that
Mike Portnoy?"
Peter replies, "no, that's God, he's only pretending to be Mike Portnoy."
(I'm a drummer...what were you expecting?)